Wild and Mild Podcast

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judge girl so nan the first thing you look at in a girl is her boobs i already know because youre like look at those titties shake when were watching attack on titan what like you didnt even say be sure to follow us on instagram at wild and mild podcast okay all right everybody welcome to the wild and mild podcast im your host mild im your second host
wild wild and mild back at you again and today is monday july 209th 2020 yeah we normally do this on the weekend but were busy this weekend getting stuff done getting stuffed and getting stuffed done yeah somebody was getting stuffed stuffed with food yeah um so last time i
saw nolan its been two weeks two weeks yep hes working monday through friday im working every other weekend not working monday through friday huh youre working monday through friday im working monday through saturday oh hes working monday through saturday and im working every other weekend so the only time we can see each other is every other weekend so anyways a lot went a lot went down the last two weeks huh yeah
honestly when so much goes down you just forget everything and he just end up remembering whats going on now what what like what happened yesterday i had to move all my stuff out of my room put it in the living room and then he moved all his stuff into my room and then i moved all my stuff from the living room into this room
while so we did that but at the same time sarah helped me build a new desk its a very nice looking desk sarah drilled all the pilot holes and she screwed in some of the screws for the legs its got four legs like a desk should have and then its got two big huge mounts for the speakers we got dual monitor mount in the middle then we
we got audio interface and this rack mounted um power strip that looks really cool and professional it looks really slick it looks good the only thing is that its wobbly so no only gets really mad when i like lean on the desk there sarah please stop leaning on the desk please can you stop and then hell be like are you leaning i wont be leaning on the desk anytime ever again but like during the building process
because it wasnt very stable the poles werent like uh there was no uh whats it called um there was theres no foundation huh never find theres no support for the legs theyre just the legs are not connected theyre just legs that go up and down theyre like columns its no cross beams mhm but its nice i think with
came out really good he has a new desk a little bit more space on it the old one was old and broken and small so you just toss it in the dumpster didnt even disassemble it so somebody can just take it right out and use it is that what why you did that well i mean theres no point in disassembling it if you just throw in the trash make some room yeah so we got that built and then im going to
move in next week i cant move in this week because well i decided to wait until the first but i work on the first and second and then the weekend i work so sometime next week and then saras already going to target and stuff getting getting things i dont really get much went to target yesterday so we get to target and so was like lets get doublesided tape and then something else im like okay that sounds good
so we get to target and we get the doublesided tape and im like all right sir what else do you need and shes like i dont know i cant remember but lets walk around until i remember so we walk around the entire like store looking at random objects literally everything and sarah cant figure it out i was like could it be kitchen stuff and we walked to the kitchen stuff could it be living room stuff walked there
is it decoration stuff we walk through there is it baby stuff no we dont even have a baby is it clothing no and we get
to the car and turn on the car pull out of the parking spot and then im like oh i remember what it was and then sarahs like dang it and im like sarah you can just park the car and go back in like were at target right now you dont need to drive home and be frustrated were here so sarah drives around in a circle and then parks even closer even clos
to the door so it was a better situation and then tell tell everyone what you wanted to look at so i have a cat right and as everybody knows who has a cat when you throw away the litter and the trash bin gets really stinky the trash bin even if you put it in a little plastic bag just smells really bad so i wanted to find a trash bin that is made for really smelly things um
and it was one of those genie trush bins that they us for babies to put uh babies in the trash baby diapers baby diapers in the di in the trash bin without ever having to open it you just slip the diaper bracket right in it goes into a bag it just pushes down and you just keep loading it up and you never have to open the bin yeah so sarah told me all that shit and i was like yeah you can go in by yourself i was like
what the heck and then there was this guy that was changing his tire and i was like im going to go help this guy change his tire youre like how about you go in and ill go change this guys tire and i thought he was joking and he was standing next to the car without coming with me and i was like all right and he actually goes to help out the guy i was like whatever im just going to look at this i dont need you im an independent woman
woman is not easy im trying to let me show you this video it might be too loud huh this is a video that inspired to me sarah were going to get copyright striked guys if youre trying to date an independent woman make sure you are not insecure sarah nobody gives a shit about that nan this means so much nobodys going to know what that means because dating and independent woman is not easy so theres a video thats going along with this what youre hearing right now its definitely
not for everybody uhhuh because she doesnt need you i dont need you to pick out a trash bin did you pick one out though no because you didnt go with me so i didnt know how the spacing was helping that guy change his tire he was very grateful yeah im sure he was i mean i kind of need you cuz i didnt know i actually went in and the trashmans were kind of tall there was a tall one there was a small one and i didnt even know what this room looked like the
that we were about to move into so i was like oh i actually do need nolen to help me out so um i had an idea of what it was like and i felt like i was going to go back to get it once i figure once i really move in so and then i went to walmart today and then i saw it and i realized i didnt want it just going to have to stick with the regular trash wait so you decided you didnt want it yeah
although i watch another youtube video its cuuse one of the youtube videos didnt convince me that it was actually useful excuse me anyways so thats what happened miss independent over here needed some help so we went to a restaurant yesterday we finally got to dine it
bro restaurants are so awesome right now cuz theyre so cuz theyre so empty and theyre so intimate if you go to like any hole in the wall restaurant that is dying in theres going to be nobody there yeah i think we were literally the last people in there like there was a table of i remember walking in there was only two other like tables that were in use and then us andh and there was a
of takeouts so people are still going to or getting food from these places theyre just not going in which is absolutely understandable and obviously if we dont like the fact that you know were part of the problem by going out too but we are but to be honest i mean there was no one in there so whatever we enjoyed it that was good had this chandelier
you had this special light bulb that would open up on its own light bulb or lamp i dont know what you call that thing but it was cool and then there was some homeless guy that just
had a have a wank outside i know because the restaurant had windows where you couldnt see in but you could see out and theres this homeless guy it behind the dumpster and started right next to our window having a wake right next to our window i was like all right i didnt know like sacramento was that ghetto its ghetto it has ghetto swats i mean yeah i guess for me i wasnt too much in shock because i guess
all this stuff you just you already see it as a nurse its nothing new we ever since i started working as an sna which was a student nurse assistant um you had to work as a sitter which means you watch people make sure they dont do anything any funny business for example we would get when i worked on the prisoner unit medical guarded unit um we would stand outside of the patients room and um
sometimes they get admitted for for body ingestion um i dont know whatever reason maybe somethings going on in the prison they want to get out of there so they start injecting themselves or injesting things like blade uh razor blades um paperclips spoons n whatever they can find they just swallow them or they insert it in their penis i heard some guy like inserted a milk carton in his penis or something like that what
they will inject anything anywhere there was a guy with an open wound that would just inject stuff in it in his abdomen so as sitters we have to yeah we have to watch these patients 24/7 and watching them in the room to make sure they dont find something to ingest for such as an iv or something or like i dont know a cup cuz you know we give them water um which we probably probably shouldnt do we can just get
them a picture but they might break apart the picture and and so then they have to we have to watch them because they might they come to the hospital to get it taken out or get it surg surgical repairs so what im trying to get at is that when youre watching usually these prisoners are males when youre watching these males 24/7 obviously theres a male needs and they start wanking off and right in front of you really yeah and what can you do about it
is that against the rules i guess actually theres no policy about it theres no rule against it but if youre watching if youre being watched and you have youre there for ingesting something which means you need somebody to watch you its in a way i think indecent exposure um so we can ask them to stop but do they or do the
just look in the eyes and not say anything yeah we have the correction officers who might go in and be like you need to stop that and theyll stop is there ever been somebody that would just like stare at you and just wink oh yeah i honestly dont remember because uh it was so long ago like four years ago like three or four years ago so i dont remember what it was like exactly i just remember looking cuz i
what i would do are you in shock youre like is this really happening i guess so not really after the first one it was kind of like oh my gosh not again but its because like its awkward for us also to be watching someone 24/7 so what i did is i would just move my body theyre like little windows that we watch through i would move my face and my body so i didnt have to stare at his face it would just be looking at his arms or his lower half of his
body so theres a window yeah so youre separated youre not in the room with them thats what you said youre not in the room these are prisoners you cant be in the room with them its a huge risk safety risk so you have to be you have to go inside every single time with the correction officer and um so yeah youre on the other side of the wall which theyre not um onesided you know you can see inside they can see outside theyre very little theyre
slit um but i would just avoid looking at the face so and he wouldnt look at my face yeah im telling you all this stuff like its just its nothing is shocking anymore i guess there are some things that can be really gruesome in the world that i havent seen cuz i dont work in the er im sure if i worked in the er if i worked in the er i feel like nothing can phase me anymore
youd be numb to it i would be numb to be stabbing your patience with the iv not giving a fuck i know yeah so i guess that whole situation didnt shock me
as if i was like someone whos never seen that before i probably would have been like oh my god stop him although i did tell nolen to go outside and tell him to stop so he can uh cuz were watching it so wait what what was it going to say i told you i was like you should go outside and tell him to stop because we can all see him but you were too scared i mean hes going to stop eventually hell stop eventually
on his own right and he did nolen nolan is very very considerate nolan is very considering cuz he understands the situation ive been a man before youve been a man im still a man you have you know you have your needs im itchy i think you have bedbugs did you just say youre itchy yeah i think you have bedbugs look i dont have those theres
going here where to go right here so that was awesome going to the restaurant just not awesome seeing somebody wake off food was good mhm you got pig on fire i had some pork and i had some chicken curry pana on chicken curry and chicken sate sate hows it sa
sauteed chicken chicken saute and then um we had dessert which was fried it was tie food did we say what it was its thai food thai food its thai food and um i highly recommend if anybody likes thai fooding or hasnt tried it definitely try it but definitely tried the fried banana with coconut ice cream oof its like they basically dip this banana no no they
wrap a banana in egg roll um wrapper but like thin and then they fry it and so its like crispy on the inside sweet and sweet on the crispy on the outside sweet on the inside hot warm and sweet on the inside so good so that was good it was and i ate the leftovers today but nolen ate all his food yesterday so he had no leftovers
i got to enjoy it a second round rubbing it i couldnt even share with him because it was so good i think my favorite thing from uh thai restaurants is the tai iced tea oh you like thai ice tea because they add that milk the honey like its just so good mhm its good sugar honey ice tea oh sugar honey ice tea oh sugar honey ice tea youre so full of sugar honey ice and tea are you calling me sweet
m yeah well that was good today i just i decided to stay in nolans apartment when nolan went to work and then i went to go do some erronts and i came back and i was like wheres nolan he was supposed to be back hes like oh im coming back from the gym but it was fine because youre an independent woman right yeah its true i was like where are you
been 2 hours so you finally came back anyways what are we whats a good thing we what we got to talk about so now that were living with each other we have to talk about what are our pet peeves do you have any pet peeves i dont like when you have piles of clothes on the floor thats what you do where you literally have piles of clothes no piles of clean clothes on the floor i might throw my dirty clothes on the floor
but i do not put my clean clothes on the floor whats another petpe of yours um cuz were going to be living with each other and discovering some things about each other that we really dont like i would say when im sleeping if you do like loud stuff like unload the dishwasher and youre doing all that clanking i do not like that you know what i dont like i dont like when nolen turns on the bright light to 100
percent when im trying to sleep but hes like it doesnt matter cuz im getting ready for work and i need my brain to turn on exactly yeah i need light so that my brain why dont you just get out of bed turn on the light in the bathroom or turn on go straight to the kitchen and turn on the light to feel awake but not light up the whole room when im in sleeping this is what i usually do when im by myself when my alarm goes off i turn on the light and i just check my email and shit on my phone for like 10
15 minutes let my brain turn on and then i get gone sarahs the exact opposite sarah likes to fucking get out of bed and start moving yeah when the alarm goes off
which is not my speed at all yeah im like ready to go i like to get up right away because i heard somewhere and its very true i heard from somewhere that um snoozing while you may think that it makes you gives you extra rest and makes you feel more rested is actually doing the complete opposite of what you think its its doing um its make you more tired so you need to if youre feeling like really tired
every morning obviously you need to get more rest maybe sleep a little earlier but when that alarm that first alarm rings you need to get out of bed right away thats going to make you feel less tired than hitting the snooze over and over and over just try it and youll see cuz thats what i do i know im trying to hit it right in the middle but anyways and so thats what i like to do i just like to get right up i dont need any light i dont need nothing i hate bright
lights more than anything in the world when im like um waking up like i needed to be dark and warm up to the light so no ones the complete opposite so i mean its okay because i will im not going to be absolutely mad about it because i dont like have anywhere to go in the morning when hes getting ready for work like i can go straight to sleep but its just like i hate the bright light
i think you should just turn it on somewhere else ill try ill do my best itll be itll be different but yeah well see if you can adapt i mean well see if i can adapt well see if either one of us well do some trials so you dont like clean cl you basically like people to put their clean clothes away because if you let your clothes sit on the floor then you have to iron them cuz they get all wrinkly
mhm so its like youre doing yourself a disservice by letting your clothes get all drinkly and youre doing the people around you to dis service because they they have to look at your clothes that are on the ground just like put the damp put the damp clothes away yeah true maybe you should put it away for them what are your pet peeves no say more pet peeves um i think thats kind of it
those two things and loud when im sleeping and oh he also hates when all my hair is everywhere no i dont mind it that much my hair gets clogged in the drain i just tease you um well i told you one bright lights um i also dont like clothes on the floor dirty clothes on the floor you dont like dirty clothes on the floor i dont like dirty clothes on the floor
i dont like shoes on the carpet i dont like i hate it it like b bugs me cuz i think theres like bugs in them and then gets in the room i dont like eating in the room yeah i dont like eating in the room either i think that bugs me because people leave the dishes in there forever and then ants or whatever get on it i basically dont like anything that would invite bugs you know when i moved in here there was a
bug here and there but there hasnt really been any bugs here it happens a lot when its like winter season and then um when you live on the first floor so during the time during the cold season we got to make sure were extra careful but were going to have a bug collector what isnt your cat coming oh yeah so the best one of the best things about my cat is that he
likes spiders he loves spiders he will eat spiders he at first i thought he was just he liked playing with them because you know theyre moving around and it was just a cat instinct to try to catch him but he likes to eat him so i think thats i dont ever have any spiders in my room perfect its so cute its its uh its so funny so um were going to have him around so no spiders here
um let me see another pet peeve kind of uh i dont know its just the whole cleanliness and organization thing i know sometimes i let you know let let go and i get a little messy too but sarah if you let go im here to catch you aw are you going to clean up for me and if i let go im going to you
you to tell me youre an independent woman and you dont need me im an independent yeah um thats pretty much
that shit and loud tv also something like that but we wont be home that much at the same time because i get home from work at like 4 and you leave for work at like what 6 ill leave at like 5:30 and then youll get home at like 8 mhm but ill be
at work at five ill just see you on my days off just like always the weekend so every other weekend and then ill see you on the weekends cuz you oh yeah youll be working yeah oh man im excited though im excited for this i feel like i feel like things are going in the right direction as far as life goes yep
well see what you rem you remember last weeks episode about our steps in the relationship were getting to the next step i dont remember them then you got to watch last weeks episode by the way we can track how many uh people listen to this podcast and i think we have like 50 listens for like last podcast are you serious yeah its because the the but we only have
seven followers on instagram we need all the listeners to follow on instagram yep so that you can be informed about whats going on and you can talk shit to us and you can talk shit no what what because i feel like theres no interaction that we have besides just talking to people like in person like like what do you think of the podcast like oh blah blah blah but like we cant interact with
people i dont understand digitally no you cant through ig through ig yeah oh man so ow nolen what youre taking toe out of my foot ow okay kind of mess lets just do the big one okay
how long is this been are we done yet no and youre running out of topics thats it thats our three episodes were done weve been rolling for how long so we got to talk about what we got to go we got to talk for like 10 10 20 more minutes we got to talk about
what um life is like if we never met each other oh yeah yeah okay what would life be like if i didnt meet you a year and a half ago what would my life be like if i didnt meet you yeah if i didnt meet sarah
lets see okay you go first and well see what kind of level were of honesty will be at so you can go first oh god what yours is doing i think i would be working at like stanford or like setter walnut creek and living in the bay area if i didnt meet you really mhm because i would be more motivated to like work in those places
thats what i think and then i might probably be either living maybe with my mom in a really nice place so you would abandon your dad and live with your mom yeah probably or i would be living on my own i probably would have still continue to go on tinder cuz tinder was where its at are you having success on
i was having a lot of success on tinder and i think thats where i would i whats what i would be at id be living that life that whole life living your best whole life on tinder no it would just be dating a lot of people probably maybe i would have found the one if it hadnt been for you i would have found the one another another the one im just kidding
i dont no but i think i would have ended up like going to bay area and working in either cuz i wanted to work at like wannet creek or like stanford so yeah
i think thats what would have happened its very expensive to live there yeah but you make a lot of money as a nurse living there i mean working there thats a good point its also very dense theres a lot of people i would have probably met some like rich um computer science engineer or something like that software engineer cuz its b area and thats where its at yeah so probably i would have probably been just fine
damn what all right lets talk about your whole life my whole life what it would have been like if i didnt meet you if i didnt meet sarah i had those two other girls already in rotation so i probably would have wanted maybe another one or two you got to have a good rotation and also the thing about being single is like you al
want to be your best version of yourself you want to be the most jacked you want to be the most attractive you want to be uh established but the thing about being single too is you have a lot more time for yourself and im im going to be honest relationships take time and you got to put effort and you got to spend time with people for it to work so i had more
time to myself probably would have maybe been a little bit further along careerwise but probably i mean how can you really know i feel like you would have not missed a semester anyways youll hear uh youll hear my response to my experience at sax date next podcast
you know what i want people to just like try not to live life in regret im not saying nolans about to talk about how he regrets going to sex state no im 100 going to talk about how i regret going to sex state its just like people need to instead of blaming the experience that they had for it not being for the outcome not being how they want they need to
to thats not going to basically im saying its not going to do anything for you just hating the experience and wishing you had never done it its just going to make you more resentful and just hate things even more instead look at how you can change your future to shape it how you want to be but at the same time its good to get it off your chest absolutely but if you get it off your chest once maybe twice not every single
im not saying you are but im saying like do i complain about it every single time no no im not im telling you its not you but like you know theres people out there that were like uh i wish i never did this or i wish i you know every day just hating certain things yeah every day because that they wish they never had done something or reget something thats not going to do you any good like if you want to talk about it talk about it but talking about it is supposed to like help you realize that you can move forward so people dont live like
and regret yeah dont think about the past too much what did that um rafiki say when life turns its back on you what do you remember i dont know who rafiki is here hold on i know that the they say uh living life in the past will make you depressed thinking about the future too much
to give you anxiety so you got to live life in the present where is it it was such a the its not this one but the past can hurt but the way i see it you can either run from it or learn from it yeah what is the greatest moment of your life the greatest
this moment of my life so far i dont remember i dont remember i dont what mine is what meeting me oh thank you my greatest moment of my life was swiping right on sarah nolan you dont even remember me swiping right on sara cuz that wasnt even my name i saw this beautiful picture of sarah and i was like oh my goodness nolen it wasnt a picture of me either girl from middle school
i always had a crush on but i was too afraid to talk to so i finally figured out so when i was on tinder and i swiped right on nolen
um i swiped right on him because cuz i had a shirtless photo and sarah was like i need a piece of that it was a really good photo and i was like this is the guy from middle school holy moly he was my crush from like so long ago so i swiped right my profile was like some random frame of like at a wedding it was nothing like i thought it was like a sunset or something it probably no it wasnt it was something like that it was just like a random picture of an object and my name was
and um and then see listen i swiped right on you because that you were the person i remember for middle school also cuz it looked you had goodling photos but had you not if you swiped right on me and we match cuz thats what happened i would not i finally figured out what i would have done i would have not messaged you if you were not that person that i knew from middle school or that i
from middle school like i wouldnt have like messaged to you if you so sarah messaged me first is what shes saying yeah but youre like would you still have like conversated with me if it wasnt like me that like middle school that i knew you from middle school and i was like i actually dont know i probably would have but now i think about it i wouldnt have because you were that typical it was the same with every guy shirtless photo flexing like every single guy is the same but i only messaged
cuz you were the guy from middle school cuz every single other guy like that i never but theyre not as jacked as me no they were pretty jacked but theyre not as tall so you can be no you can be jacked theyre all the same no theyre not every single guy on tinder is exactly the same literally in the 90 like eight percentile of male height so youre telling me theres a lot of every single guy youre telling me every single guy in tinders in
every single guy i dated from tinder was above 6 ft tall every single one of them except for one which i didnt even real that was one of the first guys every single guy its not hard i dont want to make you feel bad for yourself but honestly every single guy was the same its either shirtless musk like flexing pose or the fish pose where theyre holding up the fish or a group pose theyre holding up the fish yeah it was
my photographs i had a pick my my profile pick was my face right just a picture of my face yeah and then my i had another one oh yeah it was just your face of me hiking mhm and it was your back and i was like oh what is that backpack and then another one was you looking like you what is that backpack is that like the backpack my grandpa gave me that backpack from saudi arabia oh
i thought it was one of those that you find it like san francisco and everybody thinks its cool because it has that like a native design damn i was like hes basic i like it because its its entirely made out of like fabric so it doesnt get hot when youre hiking right oh i didnt think of it that way damn and then it was a side it was a s so shallow its tinder are you kidding me you judged
girls so nolan the first thing you look at in a girl is her boobs i already know because youre like look at those titties shake when were watching attack on titan what like you didnt even say look how muscular she is here just like look at those titties yeah i was like oh my gosh typical and then um and then it was your side profile and then it
was the one of you flexing on your back i wasnt even flexing well you were doing this you were showing off your back muscles and i was just like oh hes cute but this is the guy from tinder so im going to message i mean from middle school so im going to message him otherwise i never swiped right on those on those type of guys cuz theyre all the same you know what you want you know whats funny what ive heard that story many times for many girls its the same thing
theyre all the same theyre all the same but they still swipe right they still swipe right just saying and then you know what nolan does after we match and stuff a few days later or no when we were when we were dating more hes like im 6’4 heres my insta that was his description that was literally his description im 6’4 heres my insta
really the most basic the most basic that was my profile that was your description i was like oh my god
i mean so the reason why i do that is to like because obviously its to attract the people attract the girls cuuse every girl likes above s like obviously like your tinder profile isnt meant to the way i had it set up it wasnt meant to attract the uh a relationship relationship yep but i mean things happen why me why
me nolan whyd you choose me why did i swipe right on you or why did i swipe right on you or why did i decided i know why you swiped right on me we already talked about that okay why are you my girlfriend yeah are we running out of time what time we can go as long as well you got somewhere to be yeah are you hungry or something no all right thats good and that wraps up our podcast thanks for
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