Wild and Mild Podcast

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he opens the door and turns the light right on i said sarah get that fucking cat back into its cage and what i did not know when i said that was that my roommates girlfriend had spent the night be sure to follow us on instagram at wild and mild podcast all right whats up everybody were doing the podcast right now its been a long time since weve done a podcast but
we finally got a uh a free day in our busy schedules hello everybody its me wild sarah wild on todays episode of the podcast we are here today taking time out of our busy schedule weve been very busy busy on to you okay so as you can see sarahs feeling very comfortable in my house now uh ordinarily she wouldnt behave like this
but uh thats good shes um coming out of her shell a little bit yeah so its already been one week since weve moved into with each other on our last few episodes we talk talked about you know this day was coming we were pretty excited and today here we are together a little over a week together how has it been nollen in the same hu
its definitely different yeah nans you see no living independent his own life close here whatever there cooking anytime you wants napping right is that what youre talking about like its different like yeah yeah definitely chedules been changed im not allowed to have three pairs of shoes in the living room anymore apparently apparently thats strongly frown up well i mean okay so i moved in my stuff and i moved in my
moms couch to the living room and i moved my moms table to the living room and no ones over here talking about how it feels so stuffy yet he wants to leave three pairs of his size 20 shoes here and just making it more stuffy so im just trying to free up some extra space and be organized i feel like the house definitely is kind of stuffy with your moms furniture and it you know what to be honest i dont think its stuffy at all i think youre just used to
open space no youre just used well i guess but like just more used to how it was before very um minimal open minimal minimal and open yeah so before there was a futon a black foot this little futon and then um a little table now theres a full side circular table and you have three seater table for four yeah and now theres a threeseater couch so i mean thats
what a normal living room looks like and a normal tiny room looks like so i guess yeah but um yeah what else just on that minimalist lifestyle i mean its not thats like its pretty minimal theres not more much more in there right but im saying like instead of a fourperson table we had a twoperson table instead of a threeperson couch with
a two person fouton three people can fit on that futon but um we dont have like tons of decoration and stuff its pretty minimal its a couch a table and then nolans big old bike in the living room and nolans three pairs of shoes and sandals in the living room and youre the one thats making it more stuffy not me but um yeah its been quite different this is the first
time ive ever moved in with a boyfriend ive uh like i said before ive lived with roommates and all that stuff so its about trying to find a balance between spending time together and not overdoing it and spending time apart yeah which i think we spend enough time apart as it is because i go to work and then i get home and youre here for 2 hours and then you go to work right
and then you dont get home until after i leave for work so we dont really see each other anyways so its perfect yep and i was kind of worried because like we were originally living a longdistance relationship for a year and a half and i was worried that like what would happen since were so used to our distance like what would happen if now were together will we lose that excitement of seeing each other would we be like tired of each other
like so kind of felt like that in the beginning i felt like there was we lost the excitement but you know what i think it came back really i think its
like you lost the excitement a little bit i kind of was like oh its not as excited i feel like i dont know i feel like maybe um like you were thinking i was being to like not giving you enough space so i was like oh but i think it had to do with you also being really moody what in the first few days of us living to with each other because of your sleeping got messed up because of my cat yeah
so it just threw off the vibe muffin pie likes to run around at 3:00 am yeah i wasnt ready for that so along with me moving in the apartment so did my cat and um hes used to this wide open space in the house now hes silence wide open space and silence at night and hes used to being um with just me and hes used to being like
are you talking about the cat not me the cat and hes used to being uh sleeping all day bause i work night shift and so he was pretty active the first few days at night um nolan wakes up super early so he like um b would be running around with his collar jingling everywhere in the room he would be going to the bathroom um his litter box is currently in our closet
and um but we have it there so its not like all over the clothes and stuff and then he would be crunching really louding in his food yeah we put the food dish in the bedroom which was a mistake yeah i didnt realize and then dude choms on that food like its two in the morning at 2 in the morning like its dry captain crunch or something and then he would jump on the b and then he slurps the way he slurps water is he doesnt take like a little
sip here and there itll take like a two to three minute long sip of just for two to three minutes and youre just like dude when are you going to stop i know its pretty so um and then he would jump up and down on the bed and it would annoy nolen it seemed like get smacked in the face he put his butt in my face yeah so that was pretty hard i feel like it affected he poop he would poop in the litter box and then
not bury his shit yeah hes pretty lazy some to come here so the house the room would just smell like poop yep at like 2 am really wow that sucks i was at work so it was pretty tough because it was a um adjustment for him and for nolan the one thing he doesnt do is he doesnt cry ive not heard him cry once yeah which i appreciate he meows he meows on occasion and he
meows hey meows just speak of the devil here he is come here so yeah so far though i mean um ive just been trying to situate myself here and try to make myself feel more at home so i cleaned up the kitchen living room backyard and stuff just to give my touch and just uh make myself feel
more comfortable cuz it felt like a it felt like i was like living in a like i was living with two guys i am living with two guys but it felt like i was still not a part of this apartment yet so you wanted to earn your stripes by sweeping some leaves not that i just wanted to make myself feel like how i would want to live so i organized the air the place and stuff and it didnt now
feels like more like a place i might want to live more longer i wouldnt want to have leaf a backyard full of leaves like and bugs calling everywhere and i wouldnt like the kitchen being full of like chunk everywhere so i mean made it my place now i feel better also im sure they appreciated it right yeah i mean its definitely different but its what ill give you credit its clean its very clean
so but well see how long you can keep it up for i know right well see so yeah thats been our update moved in got myself situated got pretty much everything moved out of my old of my where i used to live and um yeah cat cat is uh getting adjusted too weve made some changes to make the sleeping with the cat more
comfortable for nolan i hope hes getting more rest now yeah im definitely getting more rest for sure i scratched sarahs moms couch when were moving it over here
yeah so we moved the couch from an upstairs to downstairs on a windy how do you say it like a horse shoes type of staircase so it was bound to scratch something and uh i dont even know what i scratched it on but she on the wall oh which wall uh when you were turning the corner the wall just the wall when you were going down the stairs the first set of stairs going down it was like
oh when the guy was holding it when you were holding it and the guy was holding it i guess and then um he also knocked over my moms pot going down the stairs about to go down the stairs but shes trying to get rid of the stuff its okay one of this thing that she has so yeah were thats pretty much the do you want to talk about the you
what uh what do you want to say i mean did you want to talk about the whole experience so i guess so i got a uh lets talk about getting a uhaul what do you mean like shopping for the usha yeah well nan already knows its his fault that i listen to him so sarah asked me
should we rent the ushall in sacramento drive it to concorded and then bring it back to sacramento and to me that seems kind of like uh kind of foolish having to do a round trip the way i always thought uhaul worked was you rent from a place and then you drive drive it to wherever youre you need to go and then you drop it off at your destination like you dont drive it back so thats how i thought the pricing
for you all work like youre going to get your best rate based on the shorter distance that you travel but apparently its not like that and nolan did his research first too he looked at it looked at the price scene and everything but he still was firm on his belief that its better to do one straight trip instead of a trip there trip back yeah well what i looked at was from discovery bay to sacramento
it was like 100 bucks so i didnt expect it to be that expend like and you no round crip round trip required $197 no it was $100 m oh i dont know what i saw yeah but for some reason he was looking at discovery bay we were going to walnut creek but um basically i was kind of basically sarah spent like $350 so i wow
yeah i went with what nolan suggested because i mean i usually trust nolans judgment and his like knowledge and expertise on things cuz hes a very experienced guy and hes done apparently he says hes done uhaul before and so i was like i guess like it makes more sense to just go from sacramento back to sacramento cuz its just charging 89 cents per mile versus
this is $300 that we see here going from sack to walna creek or wonna creek to sack but i was like i i dont no maybe im not maybe im not reading this right so picked up the uhaul in walnet creek area and then drove it up to sacramento it was a 15 footer i actually ordered a 10footer but they gave me a 15 footer maybe they were or out of the 10feters and it ended up costing
$339 total when it could have just costed me $100 had i picked it up in sack and dropped it up in sack its not my fault and nolan take no responsibility nolan is you you know i was very upset with nolan because i mean yes it was my fault because i was the one who made the decision in the end but it was very foolish of me to think nolan
was knowledgeable in this area and just you know to even have trusted nolan i shouldnt have trusted him i guess now i know its a learning lesson that nan doesnt necessarily know everything and hes i am actually sometimes better off using my own gut instinct i mean ive done many things already on myself i think i think the appropriate solution to all this these issues youre bringing up right now is
just do the research and then go with i did the research option i did the research and what did it tell you and nolan said that was foolish so i said oh
okay will go with your plan since you seem like my plan is doesnt make any sense when my plan ended up being the smarter plan smarter in what way in the costff efficient well you can see what its going to cost at the end of the day i know and we did we found out why did you choose the more expensive one is what im asking because you made it seem like you knew what you were talking about like you literally made it seem like you were
so confident and you what you knew you were talking about so i was like i guess hes done this before ill just do what he says and that was the dumbest decision im ever made because i i wasted 200 extra dollars but you didnt waste time um i would have rather done that done it the my way it wouldnt have waste of time so heres the thing you dropped off that you haul 10 minutes before they closed if youre late you get charged another 24 hours for it no
no its i would have done the online drop off and dropped off the keys it seems like you had it figured out you got to have a yeah because i did my research youre you keep thinking is nan just thinks i just do everything on impulse and dont think about it but i did do my research i did all my research but i the the problem that i made was trusting snolens judgment
and deciding no one was the smarter person when i was the smarter person this whole time sarah you want to know something what i will always trust my own judgment over yours okay but mine was the better one wasnt it wasnt mine the smarter one yeah and it always is it always is but you always just want to go with your way for some reason i think were both pretty like were weve used to doing
beings pretty independently on her own so no i think it has to do with um what it does whatever im saying is what it is i grew up not as well off as your family did what does that mean what are you talking about i feel like you blow a lot more money than i do i feel like i blow a lot more money because i can but like i dont have i dont use
nolan i have a okay whatever what i felt like you had a lot to say just now lets lets hear it no im not going to talk about it what do you mean were not going to talk about the podcast its not appropriate im just saying just i mean it like had it been you and you would have done it your way and you would have gone to one at creek and came back and dropped it off in sacramento and realized you spent $300 it would have been like the worst thing for you but like
because it happened to me it was okay because i have that money it wasnt that big of a deal but i just wish i i just wish i never did it oh this is why i dont want to say it on the podcast because it sounds like im just some well i work first of all everybody on this podcast i work really hard for my money okay i studied hard for my money im not trying to sound like im a like were getting into it now that money that money that im talking about that i was easily able to at least come up with was
cuz i worked hard as hell for it like i went to college and studied harder than an sar comes home today new grill cover new what else did you get just blowing it just blowing that money because she worked hard i literally spent like $5 on that grill cover relax like nan still thinks like you think im so bad with my money but you dont realize how much money i have like its not that big of a deal im not
not going to did i come home with a new grill because yours was like disgusting beyond belief no i got a grill cover to make it see you have to spend your money wisely nan oh thats what it is jesus okay so people thank you for clarifying that for me yes exactly now youre talk when the way you feel like youre trying to attack me right now is make it seem like make it seem like im just blowing my money no blowing my money
like i said would have been me coming home with a new grill i got you a protective cover so you dont have to buy a new grill in the next year because you leave it out in the sun all day and its going to go bad in a year but now you have like much more years so youre saving money in the end you want to know something im pretty sure youre going to say its its meant to last forever it doesnt really matter thats not my grill whose grill is it its the landlords grill oh so you dont care well then
you can use the cover for your next grill another grill yeah oh i didnt know i thought it was your grill well anyways um people what i just want to say is do your
research um trust your gut instinct most likely its correct and dont um let someones ego think that your decision making skills are not good enough so trust your instinct and be do your research and just believe in yourself you can do it on your own you dont need anybody you can have people to help but not to
make the decision for you because in the end it is your money and your life so this is recording so next time you try to blame something on me im going to play this back for you yeah im glad this happens so i can learn my lesson and not trust you all the time okay yeah so whatever so sarah was almost late to returning the uh because
she was petting a kitten yes so looks like my yeah my roommates uh girlfriend found a kitten took it in they called me before um earlier in the day rem called me earlier in the day asking how to take care of a kitten and i just told him a whole bunch of stuff that i remember when i took care of a kitten and yeah lets talk about the morning the kitten came out and scared
so so this is what happened so this girl says that shes going to drop the kitten off at whatever place so they take the kitten at like 5 pm thats fine whatever kittens gone in my mind i go to bed kind of early so me and sara laying in bed and then we hear him im im half asleep already but i hear him come back from wherever they were at and they still had the cat and sarahs like im going to go look at the kitten
im like all right thats fine and i go to sleep i wake up in the morning and i go out into the kitchen im cooking myself breakfast and i hear the cat meowing so i assumed that sarah had somehow convinced them to leave the kitten there and sarah was going to watch over it for whatever reason or for whatever length so this cats meowing at me its in its cage though i finished cooking
breakfast i turn around this is the next morning yeah i turn around and this thing is looking at me and its meowing out of its cage im just like what the hell so i storm back into the room hold on this is at five no what time is it 4:30 4 something in the morning 4 in the morning im like half asleep no his roommates are our roommates are roommate is definitely asleep i open the door im like sarah he opens his door and
turns the light right on i said sarah get that fucking cat back into its cage and what i did not know when i said that was that my roommates girlfriend had spent the night and it was not sarahs decision to leave the cat overnight as i thought it was so poor poor roommates girlf
and probably jumps out of bed heres nolan and runs to the kitchen felt so bad afterwards yeah i tell nolen im like nan why do you have to be such nassel and whatever i said i was like why you had to be so mean cuz you came in and like were like sarah get the fucking cat in the cage i was not ready for that kind of like wild aggression from a wild animal in my kitchen
in the morning this kitten is literally the size of a girls palm it is so tiny and its a little black kitten so nolan is all freaking out here scared out of his mind runs into the kitchen to get the cat in the fucking cage so that was that was pretty funny i think it was cracking up after cuz i was like jesus christ that thing was tiny though you said it was like two weeks oh two or three weeks how long does it take
cat to get fullsized cat id say like two years maybe two three years two to three years oh wow yeah i thought it took less time than that i i dont know maybe i think two i would say two im not a cat expert but i felt like my cat was very it took forever to grow a late puberty so um i told my rates girlfriend i was like im so sorry for no
and being saying that i dont think he knew hearing did you really say that to i did i was like cuz i felt so bad and i was like what the heck is your problem
and she thought it was funny but yeah they got rid of the cat they have a poster i was just like i already knew how much work it put it takes to take care of a kitten that young so i wasnt willing to but i was willing to do it like overnight that night because maybe d uh girl wanted to sleep or something not for like fostering or taking in long term right but
after i think like 15 minutes with the cat i was already kind of getting like i dont want to do this anymore really but i mean like more so like it reminded me of what kind of like stuff do you have to do to take care of a kitten like what kind of maintenance is there well um you have to uh feed them every so often but you cant feed them sometimes they dont like to feed continuously its like they start like sucking on the nipple whatever
person amount of time for like five seconds sucking on the nipple on the bottle excuse me sucking on the bottle they do it like on and off its not continuous so youre like oh is it do you want the bottle and it looks like they want the bottle and then they dont want anymore and then they want it so its like an endless cycle of feeding them and sometimes im sure theyll like feed for a while then um you have to mimic the way the mom um takes care of them so when they have to poo and pee the mom actually
um licks their butt so you had to lick the cats butt no so you would have to get like a cool like a wet cotton ball something wet and just wipe the butt and they start peeing and pooing and then you have to do that before or after they feed what are you sure yeahu and then you have to make a kitten thats on its own cant poop on its own a a very young kitten cant
actually im not 100 sure but um i dont think so because thats what the res the google said and thats also what the the expert said to remits girlfriend about the kitten you they have to stimulate them to for them to keep what the hell yeah so then you have to um keep them warm and then you have to you know they start meowing like crazy its like the whole feeding and peeing and pooing and
just like keeping them in one place cuz obviously got out and that morning so you had to like run and get it uh daniel had a run and get it so its like keeping it in the safe space and then just knowing that they meow like crazy like they meow really loud so you want to try to calm them down so its like a 24/7 taking care of mhm damn yeah so how old was muffin when you
got him he was like i think he was born in may and i got him in august may june july august so he had already already had the rough parts out of his system yeah he was like two three months three no three months when i saw him i think he was like two and a half months and then he was just a little kitten when i got him but not a tiny one obviously three months good good hes a big boy too
yeah so that was so that happened so that happened nolan you need to be careful with your words and not wake people up at 4:00 in the morning saying the f word makes you look like a bad person i know he didnt mean it in a mean bad way he was just probably a little stressed or something i dont know why you were like that i dont know either so yeah
um oh i i want i remember i wanted to do something i want to play a clip and then talk about the clip okay is it a clip about a recording that i did no a video clip yeah its something i saw on reddit i actually already showed it to you all right lets check it out oh psa everybody so um noland
didnt know i wanted to mention this but i promised my coworker that i wanted to mention this that i would mention this because i hope this podcast one of these days gets big and the whole world is educated nolan just go to my reddit app finish your finish your thought jeez as a nurse and as my coworker as a nurse um theres actually something that a lot of
girls maybe girls more so dont realize but um they come into the hospital or they live their live their young lives thinking this certain behavi
is normal and it is 100 well i dont 100 but 99 not okay and not normal the certain habit so you should be pooping every two or three days if you do it daily thats fine okay but theres people out there that think its fine to poop
poop once a week once every few weeks once a month and theyre like oh its my normal no people you need to be pooping on a daily basis or every two or three days really yes i have had people come into hospital tell me that its normal for them and it is not it is messing up your intestines it is messing up your health i guess if youre
not eating which hopefully thats i mean hopefully you are but like if youre not eating maybe you dont have enough to make a good solid poop but um your body always has to have something in it and its always digesting something so please people if you know somebody i feel like girls might be more like this cuuse they dont feel like they need to poop every so often you need to be pooping every two to three days
it is not normal to poop once a month tell my mom my mom poops like two to three times a day if youre pooping more frequently than that thats uh then theres also something does the food not like digest all the way or like well what it might be is that um because your body is very particular about what you eat and it takes the nutrients that it needs so if youre pooping so frequently youre probably not eating
very healthy or youre probably not eating things your body needs and it just wants to take it out so thats probably what it is thats what um i think i learned that about animals like if you feed your dog and theyre just pooping all the time its probably because theyre not absorbing theres not enough nutrients for it to absorb it doesnt taken all of it right it just wants its like not
able to because its not even good content so your body doesnt want the body doesnt want it its like get out of here i dont need that so i think of it as like for humans too if theyre pooping so frequently its probably buse its not good for their body and or it could be it could be tons of other reasons maybe you dont have the digestive enzymes maybe you dont have the right yeah intestinal anatomy going on and its not absorbing so so thats sarahs medical
the usa of the please be mindful of your health guys thank you very much as a nurse we see a lot of things and you got to really be careful okay what are we going all right im going to play this clip and sarahs going to have a reaction to it were both going to have a reaction to it i i showed this one to you already but i thought this would be like a fun thing we could try in the podcast okay
so before i start this is going to be a clip of a professional pickup artist in action oh yeah i didnt like pro pickup artist is in quotes its found on reddit under the subreddit topic cringe topia this is a very awkward this made me so uncomfortable little preface to the story here this guy is coming up to three girls that appare to be on a bench talking to each other doesnt know who they are
just play the video im describing the video before i play it so people can like paint the picture in the head three girls sitting on a bench this guys coming up trying to get some phone numbers or whatever lets see what happens you guys look absolutely adorable youre awful i didnt make you adorable though i just noticed it i should thank you for adding so the i dont so what did you think about that first impression um
i thought it was very maybe a little it was sweet of him to think that they were adorable its a weird thing to say to a girl i would kind of be like um adorable is kind of like a kid word you adorable why adorable but its very i mean he i mean the they got the gist of you they he thinks that they think theyre goodling okay lets continue of new york city im sorry were in the conversation actually immediate
im st they feel uncomfortable so polite so kind
im sorry i just like i im im not used to people not being nice to me i dont know how to deal with it i just wanted to meet sorry we just dont really not to say but we appreciate it who are you guys im sorry sorry like who are you guys were three friends yeah cool so you can already see there theyre so uncomfortable and they dont want to even say their names they dont want to introduce him into their life like that like right theyre trying they dont want to engage anymore theyre lets cut it
off by just being vague as can be yeah i also feel like thats one of the most awkward things you can do too is like you might go in with like a plan like oh im going to call these im going to tell these girls theyre pretty cute thats going to be my plan and then you do that and then what do you do after i feel like thats what this dudes doing he stood there for like 10 seconds yeah what it is is he thinks that they owe him more for
like saying that they he thinks that theyre attractive like is that what you think it is i think i think he thinks okay i gave you this compliment now what do you going to say to me and what not like not expecting comp but hes expecting them to engage in him okay lets continue cool cool are you like students you work are you nice people do you i mean i dont even know work work yeah im sorry i think we got off from the wrong foot i i think were having a conversation and we like to keep having a conversation
you dont mind im just visiting and i want to see we havent seen each other in a long time so two years really its funny ive been ive been alive for 31 years i have not yet to meet any of you thats why its so important to me that i meet you right now just okay thats some of the corniest shit ive ever heard yeah so long and i havent seen any of you and i just missed you my higher life its been really tough i had a really rough life i believe that but theres a lot of like
placerers in new york i think were first place but theres a lot of it just doesnt make sense she just says theres a lot of second placers in new york what does that mean like lower class people you can talk to really yeah why would she say that i dont know i think she was getting kind of flustered and angry but okay lets just continue what was the
i know what it means but it means that theres probably a lot of other people theres a lot of people you havent been uhuh no i know but you guys are like the cutest that are here but i havent met i just wanted to say hi hi im sorry mostly i just actually wanted to meet you you have a very bisty adorable look about you hes picking out i appreciate it but how do you guys dont no each other hes not even letting them im sorry but we really
really im really not trying to be like rude anywhere im really not every time they try and tell her tell the guy like hey were just trying to have her own yeah conversation he always interrupts and yeah he didnt even let that girl that he finds the more attractive one even talk youre not trying to be rude but we we just try to talk so sorry i understand i understand its urgent conversation like a 911 kind of situation
exactly if this doesnt happen like the fate of the free world might fall under aus exactly damn you guys are really important now i feel like i really have to meet you maybe next time oh i dont think thats going to happen unfortunately that seems like some cereal killer shit like i dont think thats going to happen thats already like feeling threatening and hes wearing all black sad im really depressed now
see i just i actually just got up the courage to like talk to girls i was talking my therapist for a long time you guys are the first girls i talked to and now now to be like years i get up the courage to talk to girls anymore i cant believe you did that to me what were you guys talking about whats like literally whats the conversation thats so important i just want to know ill leave i really will leave i just curious i dont even remember anymore i dont remember thats cool in that case hi im tat nice to meet you i dont mean to be an ass but seriously i just want to meet you guys is that so bad
no is it so bad to be a hopeless romantic and meet three girls and just want to meet them you hate me right now but you cant i would really i would really appreciate if you could just let us return our conversation so hurt just tell me im ugly like tell me im ugly and awful and like running short on time we havent seen each other in a long time shes leaving town tomorrow we really just would we mine like its fine its just its just its just messing with
i dont get it guys bye now so they the girls get up off the bench and they leave thankfully he doesnt pursue them further
so as a guy how do you feel about that video well ill give you my take after you tell me how you feel about as a girl well i think that it was fine for him to have approached these girls thats great shoot your shot but to insist and gas light and what is gas lighting i from what i understand gas lighting is like lets say that somebody has
a problem with you like you are hitting me like abusing me and then gas lighting is you telling me well youre the im the reason why im hit youre hitting me like me being misbehaving so its making feel like im the reason why im getting hit when the problem is youre literally an abusive person and youre hitting me theres no reason to
theyre like putting the blame on the other person okay thats gas lighting so that hes saying like wow you guys are like hes hes just making them trying to make them feel guilty for having come up to them and shoot his shot and and then shutting him down and then shutting him down okay and um i think that these girls dont owe him anything at all do you think the girls were rude i dont think the girls were rude at all in fact i think that they were providing
too much information i think they they didnt owe him anything they didnt i think its fine to say hello i think its kind of rude if somebody says hello and you dont say hello back its kind of rude but thats it if you dont want to talk dont say any more information dont tell them hey my friend is leaving tomorrow just i think the problem for them was they didnt know how to have him leave cuz he wasnt leaving right they wanted to go back to their conversation they didnt
want to get up and go because they thought he would yeah so and if i was that if i was those girls looking at that video i would have been like hello okay thank you but im going to head out now cuz i dont feel comfortable like be honest be like i dont feel comfortable with you here you keep pushing me and you keep making me uncomfortable and i dont want to answer your questions im done yeah i think if i heard that i would probably stop talking and
like i said you they dont owe him anything they dont owe him any information they could have just completely ignored him cuz what people like is that persist the people that those annoying people who want something out of somebody they like they feed off that like oh theyre giving me attention whatever attention it is if its bad or good i like it im going to keep trying to get more yeah and people like dont like when they get ignored and thats when they get
get turned off and me away so what about you so the guy in this clip ive actually met him in real life no way yeah okay he is a his name is todd valentine and he is a pickup artist instructor a i guess like some sort of selfwellness type coach mhm and me and my good friend jacob actually went to one of
his seminars probably i think it was like 23 24 20 years ago so like five years ago six years ago and uh there was it was just like this conference room and some like hotel and uh the financial district in san francisco they rented out like a whole like uh conference room and theyre trying to get people to sign up for the
course that they would have in las vegas where they would fly people out for nolan took a course on how to pick up girls with his friend they would what they would do is they would try and get people to sign up pay like $2,00 to fly them out to las vegas for like a week and then show him how to pick up chicks ive watched a lot of todds videos i can tell you what hes doing what hes doing is something thats
not necessarily the most most sincere but is it is the high percentage um shot to get girls thats what youre saying thats what the majority of guys think theyre supposed to do get girls you can put it that way okay what hes doing is hes called its called burning it to the ground where you pursue a girl or group of girls until
they either sleep with you or you get their number or its crazy i wouldnt they get up and leave i wouldnt think any girl would ever want to sleep with somebody like that
unless theyre insanely attractive but even yet that was beyond annoying yeah i i dont think every interaction is going to be a good one you know if say for example you go up to five random guys on the street when you were single and asked for their number and asked like trying to have sex with them how many do you think youd be able to have sex with that day mhm now
very many of them so its a lowpercentage game um a lot of times youre going to miss your shot are you kidding me it would be a high number i think every single guy would want to sleep with the girl what are you talking about okay its the other way if a guy went out to get girls numbers they would all say no right a girl did it and they shed be like lets sleep together that guy would be on that in a two seconds are you kidding me yeah no yeah that
is definitely backwards but that whole interaction i saw from todd just now definitely not his greatest work but i see where hes coming from and its gotten him a lot of success in the past hes literally made a career wait that was supposed to be him trying to pick up girls i thought it was just fake no its real oh my god thats crazy i thought it was an example of what not to do like he purposely did it to not
no show people what not to do no no whoa thats crazy so i think you know one of the things in the pickup artist community is this concept of a natural of a guy thats just naturally charismatic some people you dont have to teach that to they just got it you know those guys usually theyre known as like the more popular guys in school well i wasnt talking about
like those guys but like movie stars and stuff oh i dont know were talking about like in movies and stuff mhm well yeah i guess but thats just fantasy were talking about real life so like the actors that play the characters in the movies what im saying yeah yeah you got um i think um people think that they owe them a conversation because theyre being
nice and complimenting but nope like if somebodys like hey girl you got a nice booty you dont got to you dont have to feel like you have to say thank you like thats terrible thats like you dont want to obviously if it was some from some ugly guy or something that would be very uncomfortable but if it was from some like really hot guy hold on if it was from some really hot guy i feel like some girls would love it be like
thanks so theres a double standard there is that we call double standard yeah double standard standard for ugly people standard for attractive people yeah so interesting hopefully um people dont do that like you should like as a person you should be able to pick up the cues like from people if they dont
if theyre not interested or they want you to leave them alone like just leave them alone right well i think a lot of times um these cues get perceived thats whats called a shit test and a shit test in the pickup artist community is like a question that a girl as a guy to see if hes like with it or not mhm what does that mean so a girl might say like
fuck whats a whats a common shit test i cant think of one its been so long since ive dated girls sarah its been over a year havent been shit test in a long time whats a shit test i dont understand its like a question a girl asks a guy to see if hes like worthy or not oh like what do you do yeah but its typically like a little bit edgier than that do you work out not to see not to necessarily see like
who a person is but what they are like are they a real man oh oh you probably say that to all the girls like something like that yeah something like that kind of i dont know we can google up a new a shit test really fast insane yeah because the
um that stuff gets uncomfortable tell you what i have this guy so as a nurse
um i dont know people get men you like get lonely in the hospital so ive been harassed multiple times as a nurse so i been learning as ive been going on how to address like there was this guy that was insistent kept insisting on photographing me like after work like having me go to his studio or whatever and me photographing him and
and i kept saying like i remember this was one of the first times i had been like felt uncomfortable and um i thought maybe i thought i had to say like i was feeling myself like oh i owe it to him to like say thank you and like oh thats very nice of you and like talked more about him and open up more about my life or whatever like that i motorcycle and i like live and disc like where i lived and all that
stuff and i look back now and i didnt have to say any of that and i should have just said from the beginning um thats not appropriate to say and id rather not like just shut him down from the very beginning because he kept pushing like the day he left he saw me and insisted on taking photos and then the day he came back on another admission he kept insisting and then the last time he had been told not to like the charge nurse
and thats not appropriate you need to stop and then it stopped oh wow yeah and then theres just been that was probably one of the more extreme cases but every other case now ive been learning to say no thats not appropriate and i dont want to further elaborate you dont have to because i found the definition of a shit test okay
so a shit test is a way somebody can calibrate somebody else see if theyre worthy worthy or not okay the real man or a real woman or not and theres a couple different types these theres a social shit test it uh tests your like how you are socially mental shit test physical shit test and financial shit test so if you have no friends
low iq physically weak and are broke youre failing all the shit tests if you are very persuasive smart um in shape and financially stable youre passing all the shit test you should have no problem getting a question a question would be lets see here
what do you do yeah that would be like a financial shit test yeah thats what i was saying cuz then it can elaborate into like i work at chipotle versus i work at intel headquarters so heres an example if i think its drinking with the toilet bowl man drink your water maybe thats why the water is low so a shit test would be so i go up to sarah sarahs wearing a
black and white striped tank top and im like whered you get that from damn girl you ready to go to the beach damn girl you look like you just came from the beach and sh was looking at me like what the fuck what do you say i said no im just tan you want to clean my house for some extra money thats racist what do you say because im latina
gallantine is our house good at cleaning no cuz youre wearing that shirt i dont get it i dont get it either anyways a shit test would be like if a girl says is that your line or routine a bad response would be no its not or i dont have a routine a good response would be to say yeah i was practicing in front of the mirror all morning yeah thats what i said do you say that to
all the girls and what did i say you said yeah that would be maybe as in response to like yeah maybe thats so this is what happened on tinder i swiped right on sarah and sarahs sarah messages me sarahs first message was actually a shit test and i will never forget it she says do you swipe right on all the girls
and i said yeah i swiped right on all the guys too and it was completely honest to me because what i would the guys too what i would do on
is i would swipe right and i would not even look at my phone and i would swipe until i didnt have any swipes left but thats an example of a shit test like if i would have said something like only you because youre like yeah so beautiful like that would have been kind of weird because you didnt have any photo photos of yourself yeah because i i had a photo like i said in prayer podcast
i dont have it it wasnt a photo of me it was a photo of an object so thats why i was like why would he swipe on me obviously hes swiping on every single girl so are you swiping on all the girls i didnt really know how to open up a conversation with you without making it seem like the basic hey cuz that gets boring in two seconds like the most boring this conversation can be like hey whats up so i was like im going to shoot my shot by doing a shit test
that i know he obviously swipes on every girl unless he has a fascination for a girls named mary so yeah that makes sense all right we dont got to worry about that anymore though right this is for the people that know yeah this is for people that used to be in our shoes early 20 listeners we see you in the stats so what are you trying to say whats your psa for those people
psa for the guys youre going to get rejected youre going to get rejected a lot um dont worry about that just worry about yourself focus on what you can do yourself practice makes perfect it takes time more repetition youll get there yeah i guess and what do you have to say for the girls i have to say that
saying pretty much the same thing and maybe a little note for the guys too because i feel like the guys get shut down a lot more often so i was going to say that like theres going to be a lot of bad before you find a good and you might find something good and it still might not be something that will be that thing that you want yeah i think that girls have higher standards when it comes to guys than guys do when it comes to girls i think
guys have i think both of us both guys and girls have higher standards but like what are you talking about im talking about one can only be higher than the other no what i let me let me finish so like girls obviously have higher standards than guys when it comes to sleeping with people but at but guys and girls have their standards when it comes to marrying someone and being in a relationship with someone a guys not going to the guys going to sleep with this tons of girls but hes not going to marry any of
those girls true thats very true hes still going to find the one thats meant for him i dont theres obviously outliers some guys will just find whatever you can get girls very picky with who they sleep with and also who they decide to marry but yeah just know i dont think thats necessarily true really to marry to sleep with mhm what do you mean i think girls will sleep with a lot of guys i dont think so unless theyre trying to like get over someone theyll do that
and theyll probably find the first thing that they can get but otherwise i dont think so then thats going to make a really small pool of girls and youre gna have all these guys fucking this really small population at girls i guess theres a lot of girls out there theres a lot more girls and guys i feel like so theres i dont know but well i mean like for example like in the university there was 60 girls and 40 guys so damn yeah id like to be a guy there
am i un no its like that in a lot of csus and uc is equal 50/50 in private like i dont princeton or whatever its 50/50 but in cs theres more girls than guys so what yeah i think thats true about sex state theres more girls and guys cs yeah so its um but what i was saying is like a guy thats an eight out of 10 will get a lot more girls than a guy thats a seven
out of 10 mhm but a girl thats a seven out of 10 she wont get as many guys as the eight out of 10 girl will get but itll be close okay i think the girls will throw themselves at the high caliber guys like cuz you hear about guys that have slept with like over 100 girls mhm you dont really hear about that with girls because cuz guys sleep with any guy will sleep with the
6 7 8 9 or 10 and have no problem one yeah they will also sleep with the fives the fours probably not the threes of the twos of ones but they will sleep with the fives and the fours they wont tell you about
but theyll do it yeah well thats just how it is i just want people to know is just not to give up and dont blame girls for being for being uh what how do you say it picky for being too picky like its not if the girl doesnt want you just let it go you can be persistent i guess persistent to a certain extent cuz sometimes girls
change their minds they might not have liked a guy and eventually realize how much they like them so you can come in and out of their world make a miss them and then find theyll find out that they truly love you but or like you but just dont give up and dont blame the girls species what i wanted to do another psa since we have listeners and theyre good listeners i wanted to inform them on some class
action lawsuits that you can cash in on call cash action loss 877 cash law so theres a protein shake oh what are you doing are you advertising no im not advertising uh i mean its advertising but its for a class action lawsuit its not like im going to be making money off this
okay but all our friends are if they listen to the podcast okay so if youve worked out in the past nine years theres a chance that um you drink a protein shake made by the company cytosport which makes muscle milk currently they are go undergoing a
class action lawsuit let me see if i can find it yes here it is right here if you go to www sorry sorry did i say something funny yeah what nothing what did i say youre giving a website wwwleanproteinsettlement d
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number so what you can do is if you have receipts of all the um citosport products that you um purchased you can get compensated for every single one of those dating back to i think its 2011 if you dont have any receipts you can just get $25 cash so like me unfortunately i dont have any did you drink that stuff damn right i did when i was playing
college baseball that was one of the uh one of it was like on an approved list that you could drink from buse some of the other supplements out there had like band substances or stuff like that so everybody was drinking muscle milk think muscle moke is still out there yeah its still out there so why is it bad it had to do with something of not not neces uh deceptive advertising i think
was a claim that they had something in there that wasnt see if i can read okay here we go alleging that it made false and misleading statements about the protein content content of the ready to drink products and allegedly misleading lean and lglutamine claims on the protein powder products defendant denies the plintifs allegations and any wrongdoing the propos settlement creates a $12 million settlement fund from which to pay
member claims and other costs and expenses related to the litigation and settlement as detailed below im not going to go through all this but you can go through it ive already signed up um i signed up for this one i signed up for the yahoo email data breach and then i signed up for another one i forget what it was oh godaddy godaddy you can get $35 or 100 whats go daddy its web hosting oh
so in the years that theyre getting sued for they sent out like a text message or something and theyre getting sued like $25 million for it just to text
message crazy yeah cant be making mistakes when youre big corporation yeah absolutely thats why they have the professionals in there to make sure theyre not doing anything dumb but i guess something always happens yeah pretty true to get your money so what are you going to get $25 yeah im going to get $25 from this one you should shine up too get $25 by yourself another grill cover $25 can do for me i can do without it
im just kidding now its okay what do you have to do sign up you just type in your email and type in your phone number that you had if you had an old phone number and then thats it because they have to review yeah the phone number that you provide you obviously cannot fraugulently why am i saying phone number um i just dont want to lie you know its i have im a truth
well person if i didnt purchase it i didnt purchase it yeah dont do it if you didnt exactly so ill just pass ow my hair get in your anyways i think its been about an hour anything else you want to talk about before we head off no just um that uh well see what the future brings meaning see you in two weeks and well see what happened relax why are you giving me the
that face like i said the dumbest thing ever well see im shit testing you well tune in tune in next two weeks all right see you nerds nerds see you later alligators and a wil crocodile byebye