Wild and Mild Podcast

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all right and were live welcome to our first episode of 2021 this is your wild and mild podcast that youve all been waiting for today is monday january 4th the first monday of the year absolutely well thank you for joining up on to you if you remember be sure to follow us on instagram at wild and mild podcast its me sarah
wild and we have nolen mild so we were talking and we were thinking that since this is a new year were going to start doing the podcast with the webcam no we did not say that nolan we did not say that were going to do a webcam were going to be live on twitch live on facebook live on instagram and live on youtube as well and
don only fans as well what lets throw in everything make a million dollars i dont think you got it in you to do only fans sir i think youre too scared im not too scared its cuz i have a boyfriend im not going to do it if you didnt have a boyfriend would you do it most likely i would just take a only fans picture right there
i would do like um if i had an only fans i would do it like as if i was a nurse and it would be like the whole thing would be like whats underneath the scrubs and i would pretend im doing like like procedural nursing things and then like either in the nude or with laundre or
with like a nip slip whats a procedural nursing thing like an assessment a head to toe assessment or like putting an iv in giving medicine orally or rectally or or like how can you make an iv sexy well i would first be like i would grab your arm and then i
i would like go like that like touch the skin and then i would be like you like a little bit of pain in your life okay keep going and then i would slap the vein get it nice and bulky and then uh the rest up to your imagination you have to join my only f so that would be the
end of the clip right there you wouldnt like inject or like insert any needles no i wouldnt insert any needles just quick 10 second clips has in every patient wondered what their nurse looked like naked jeez sarah what the hell no im just kidding but i have sounds like you put a lot of thought into this but i have a boyfriend so i cant so
i have to like maintain my integrity and i just hope that nolen makes million dollars instead of me having to do it through only fans well sarah if you make an only fans ill be your first fan no what do you mean i wouldnt be your first fan cuz you wont know it will be secret
sam sarah just got back from sanny san diego where we visited her brother and her mother despite california having a stay at home order so what did we do in san diego we did all sorts of stuff so like theres people who are actually going out and like celebrated
the new year but they went to bars or they went to like like big gatherings and all that stuff and its like thats so its one thing to travel ab like you travel on a plane all this stuff thats pretty dangerous and very risky for sure what we did but then another thing its its like theres a difference between traveling and then traveling responsibly like me and nin we wore our mask the whole time had sanitizer the whole time wore our mask
correctly the whole time and when we went out we always maintained our distance we didnt like you know go in the large crowds there was places with large crowds and were like lets stay the
6 feet apart and we kind of just wanted to well okay the real reason is because my mom kind of wanted me to go to san diego and of course i wanted nola to come to celebrate the new years with me as well and its just kind of like okay fine if my mom wants me to go ill just go i feel guilty for saying no so it was super sunny holy moly we come back to sacramento and its pouring what else
we were talking about how safe we were traveling yeah so um unfortunately nowadays in the airplanes like before when we traveled back when we went to texas there was um every seat every aisle had one seat open in between the two passengers but this time it was a full flight so everybody had to sit next to somebody
which was a little bit scary we thought it was actually still going to be like you know one seat in between each person to keep safe um but no there wasnt the case so true so i want to say this about sacramento international airport or sacramento regular airport its not international airport so we get to tsa right and normally at tsa youre supposed to have your id and your boarding pass ready not at sacramento
all you need is an id and theyll let you in to the airport yeah i was thinking i was like well so like lets say um nolan has a flight to canada or something and you know i was deeply in love with him and everything and i had to spend every minute with him well if it was up to like if if were traveling to through sacramento airport i could go with him all the way until he boards his plane e
as that all i need is my id so thats thats thats like you thats what youre thinking about thats what i was thinking about i was like i was like everybody who travels to sacramento can go with this is what i was thinking about if you ever do something like super serious like you murder somebody or the cops are coming after you for whatever reason you just find your way to sacramento airport show your id you go into the bathroom you mug somebody you take their phone or the
boarding pass or whatever because when they let you on the plane all they do is they scan the boarding pass oh thats true so you can like go to sacramento airport beat somebody up come up with a whole new identity and just live a whole separate life just start fresh all you need to do is present your idea at tsa dont need a boarding pass steal someones tick
it get on that plane with a ticket only because they dont ask for your id right before boarding the plane and off to where ever you want to go well wherever you end up all you got to do is who who do you think would be a good target an older person a kid a family well somebody youre not going to feel guilty about beating up well i mean if you killed somebody or something you dont feel have any guilt i would try and go for somebody that kind of looks like me why is that
so i could just like fit the profile like so i could just take their wallet and their id and have them look exactly like me but it would be kind of hard to really beat someone up because theres people every in every corner at the airport honestly youd have to like steal their purse or something true yeah but i mean i feel like you could beat somebody up and like hide them in a stal for a long time too mhm i just have that dude
like last time when we flew to uh austin right before the plane boarded i went to the bathroom and theres some russian guy with his fucking peelback weiner all out in the open texting on his phone standing in the urinal not aware that his dick is hanging out and i look at him and i was like like you need to put that away and he looks at me and i dont think he understood english and i was
like what what like what like what are you doing man your dicks hanging out what i thought like what if a kid walks in i honestly thought that like you could see youre like anybodys dick in the urinal like i thought that all everybodys dick was out no youre supposed to put your pant your hands next to your winner so nobody sees and youre not supposed to be standing there with your fucking cell phone checking your text messages i really thought that you guys just show each others winners i think youre like its just hanging out
like maybe some people have some guys have like a 10inch weiner when its flased like how are you going to hide that how was just thinking that you guys all show each others winners not even caring
i really thought that but i guess you guys really hide it like this like you hold it like this yeah like a giant burrito oh well thats an interesting thing so um yeah so yeah men dont look at each others dicks in the urenal now i dont know it was all out in the open urinals are open and everything but speaking of which speaking of
open urinals when i went to the san diego what was it park by village or was it seaport village yeah the public bathroom out there in the park area no stalls for the girls bathroom no stalls wow stalls at all did you do so there was one stall to your right when you walk in and then two stalls on your on your left so theres no stalls now there are stalls oh what did i say stalls theres no um doors on the stalls so
there was walls but no there was no doors no puertas no puertas so um i walk in there was one on the left a stall a stall on the left and then i didnt see that one i just went to the stalls on the right and i walk in and im like where are the doors and then as i walk in also i heard a fart so then i noticed like that there was somebody there but i didnt really pay attention because what i saw first was the
that was no doors and then i walk out and then i was like what the heck theres no doors so i didnt go at first and then the other girl who farted she came out she was all upset she was upset she was pissed she was like everybody who can walk in there can just see my coach theres no doors on there and i was like i was thinking in my head i was like relax i was the only one who went in there and you saw me not look at you so you can stop yelling and anyways i had to go so bad
so i just went i told my mom to block the entrance way and clearly like she always does she says shes going to do it she goes to the bathroom and then walks out there and im there still going to the bathroom i blocked the entrance way for you though oh yeah but a girl walked in so how did you block it no i blocked it once you started washing your hands oh jeez i let them in oh i see thank you so that was talking about
to bathrooms thats whats going on in the world in our lives urinals are open and no bathroom doors in san diego seaport village but anyways so how was the new year what did we do so its quite interesting so yeah um we touched down in san diego on the day before new years eve so we had a day to look like walk around we went to some place i forget the name but
park was it that we went to lajoya what was that place we got the cigars from though oh old town san diego okay so we went to old town san diego with sarahs mom and her brother no just my mom oh right right right your brother was at the gym he didnt want to come uh so we went with with her mom and then we ended up checking out all the shops its its kind of depressing because a lot of the places
were closed like all the food shops were closed i dont know if it had to do with the time of year being the holiday season and people were just like not coming to work or just because of the covid thing might have been a combination of both but a lot of the stuff was closed like half of the shops were closed so there wasnt many food options not many snack options but what was open was this cigar shop and in the cigar shop was this man dressed as a sheriff who i
unified himself as the sheriff and uh were looking around hes like can i help you folks and were like uh what are some cigares for some beginners so he pointed us to to a few cigares that were cheap and easy to easy to smoke and um sarahs mom decided that she wanted a big one and well little back story so my mom has told me before that shes always wanted to
smoke a cigar and drink a cup of whiskey um just because she thought it looked like it tasted so good i have no idea i think she grew up well like when she was growing up living with my parent or her parents my grandpa always smoked like a cigar every single day and i think she always thought that looked like tasted good or something like he made it seem like it was tasty mhm so she always told me that and we
walked by a cigar shop and i was like oh this is our chance and um nolen asked the guys like what are some beginners cigars like i dont i think me and my mom would
have been too shy to ask and there were like some that were flavored some that were like mediumsized and some that were large and some my mom me nan and my brother got the flavored small ones and then my mom got the big one mom got the grande and then the interesting thing while we were there is i didnt know this about san diego but there theres a lot of people in san diego that have had plastic surgery
there was a lot of people that had like uh fake boobs and stuff i honestly did not notice really he were looking at everybodys boobs or what well im im just going to say like there was a man in the cigar shop with fake tits im not sure if you didnt notice that im pretty sure you noticed that right well we really dont know if it was a man or im pretty fucking sure it was a man i heard him talk oh he sounded like a man it sounded like a man to me oh jeez so there was this
biker not biker but motorcyclist bicyclist yes bicyclist who was looking to buy some cig cigars as well and he had like a buzz cut but his eyebrows are thin his eyes look like pretty girl eyes but his body was kind of masculine and i know like a lot of athletes are like bikers might be a little more masculine cuuse there more muscular less like fat on them right
but his body was just odd like he had big boot like the chest right in the top of his chest were his boobs there was no like sag no nothing it was just sure it was jealous huh no um and then he had like a butt and thighs yeah and so i guess he sounded like a man i dont know theres nothing wrong with like
getting plastic surgery getting plastic surgery looking like a man if youre a woman or looking like a woman if youre a man nothing wrong with that me and were just making were culture shocked a little bit we dont see that too often in sacramento so um yeah theres a lot of interesting things down in socal or san diego or wherever this these people congregate at but we got the cigars and the sheriff he had a
and i was like is that a gun and he was like well im the sheriff arent i and i was like shit bro hes got a fucking cult 45 strap to his hip i was like goddamn is that legal cuz he was in there smoking too yeah he was smoking in his pipe yeah he was a cool he was a coolling guy but a little bit scary but also the really nice looky guy yeah he was really nice
so we grabbed our um cigars and saw a few more shops brother and we picked up my brother we went to the hotel um which was right on the beach um and then we played uno for like two hours it was the longest uno game in the world it would have been over so much faster but i didnt say uno yeah and then also it would have been over so much
listen to this i didnt say uno and i had a wild card in my hand so it have been over the next turn i know you really and we i didnt say uno after like 20 minutes of playing and then we proceeded to play for like an hour longer yeah and its it was just the whole like picking up i had to keep we had to keep picking up whole bunch of cards and its cuz the first time we ran out of the deck you forgot to shuffle so all the cards were like
same color yeah i think it was you right you were drawing blue after blue everybody it was the worst game at uno ever yeah but in the end guess who won sarah i won then we played loteria loteria practic carmi espanol yeah nan chalupa i had nolen announce it my mom did i did my brother didnt actually but i was like i wanted you i wanted to see how you pronounced
the words of lothedia so if anybody knows doesnt know lotuthiia is like a mexican bingo game but they have set a numbers is pictures its pictures of spanish things um or like things but instead you say them in spanish when you announce them for example like um botella la botella la mano la barawas how you say frog larana larana
and it was just funny listening to uh nolan saying the things what was some words you remember mano now you have to say both la mano
lamano uh chulupa no see the thing with lia is you have to pronounce the whats it called lael first its not just monomb diablo negrito its you have to say like la or l and its a good way to learn spanish because um youd be surprised like
now with mano you would think you would say el mano but its la mano i dont know why but its a good way to learn spanish all unlearned and i will say that that game is pretty racist im not going to spoil it for you but you have to admit sarah that game is kind of racist no its not how okay so this year the nfl they had a team called the red skins
m and they made them change their name because progressively as society we have decided that its time for them to not use a racial slur to identify someone versus in loteria theres a couple racial slurs in there that you just got to be on your toes for you want to do you want you think were not going to talk about you think americas going to want to change the whole entire latheria game thats been going on for years and years and years well its not americas decision
decided anyways we played that game and then we went on the rooftop smoke some cigars first of all thank goodness your brother was there to show us how to do it yeah we otherwise we would have been surprisingly we had no idea how to light a cigar so the sheriff told us hes like whatever you do the first rule of smoking cigares is dont
inhale the second rule of smoking cigars is dont forget rule number one dont inhale so you just keep the smoke in your mouth when you um when you smoke it but you have to puff it up and all that stuff let me show you yeah show me sarah not put the match too close to it there was a whole bunch
all right sarah is going to try to find some clips i hope the listeners turn another one and then you turn this one so you get one the same wow
thats the light thats the match getting lit sir you got to narrate oh those are already done so we used up a lot of matches fortunately we got a box of matches for free but we used up a lot of matches and we were just lighting it and trying to puff it and then so so the problem was i guess we would hold the the
lighter or the match we were holding the match straight up and down when we should have been holding it parallel to the ground so it would keep burning i dont know i think the thing was we were in like for me cuz the match would go out like the seconds after oh you hold it like pointing down no you hold it flat parallel youre holding it straight up like this see and also i kept inhaling too fast like when it should have been like a a smooth consistent breath
yeah so the matches kept going out the cigar kept not getting lit we went through like i dont know how many matches 50 matches no we didnt go through that i think they i think he gave us a box of 20 20 but we went through all of them but everybodys cigar got lit yep mine was um coffee flavored my brothers was chocolate nolans was mint my mom was just regular tobacco i guess and we had some champagne at midnight
night and um we went to the rooftop right at midnight and pour the champagne drink the champagne you know nolan was my first ever first new years kiss like ive never had a new years kiss before that because every i know and you freaking ruined it you ruined it yeah what so every year that ive celebrated christmas or new years ive always been with
my family never with like my significant other in the past several years um and this year i was like oh this is the first year and you know im going to have my
first new years kiss with my boyfriend and all that stuff and then this is the first time im finding this out yeah i didnt tell you i wanted to wait maybe years and years from now it was the worst kiss ever what are you talking about because like okay so new years hits and im waiting for nolen to give me a kiss and hes not even like hes just like looking around the roof like i dont even care no hug
no kiss nothing romantic whatsoever and i was like really disappointed i was like this is not going well i am not and so i was looking at the fireworks and shit so like two minutes past and im like im just going to tell him like nan new years kiss and then hes like oh yeah i forgot and then we kissed and that was it and i was like oh my gosh like that was the worst like exp
of my life like what kind of boyfriend is this are you kidding me yes i had such a good time dont you forgot the new years kiss thats why i brought you along what thats the only reason i brought you im just kidding but that was the main reason i brought you sarah i wasnt prepared for that kind of responsibility well i thought youd know but i dont know i think this year you need to be more like romantic nan youre not very romantic or
affectionate at all or aware or aware or situationally aware at all you got to you got to be less selfish and all in this year selfish mhm how about you have to be more like i dont think im selfish you have to or like more better manners more romantic more affectionate like you need to be that you got to step your game up to all them because youre really slacking okay and if you want some blow jobs you got to like
do something worth its not just about being my boyfriend and you get free blowjobs you have to earn them and im not saying like oh you you you freaking paid your bill good job now you get a job you have to being a boyfriend is more than just like accepting blowjobs no you have to uphold the responsibility and be a boyfriend nan
and then you get blowdops because i have no desire to just give a blowjob to somebody who doesnt even like do anything you know what i mean sir i protected you in san diego oh my god first of all you never protect me you never give me affection youre never romantic you dont you dont act like a man ever
you have no manners ever no offering to open or close the doors no offering carry my door for you today i opened the door for you today at the gym i did not realized i so i took you to the gym open the you took me to the gym sarah my car is in the shop right now i took you to the gym and even if your car was not in the shop
id still take you to the gym anyways i open the door for you plus look at me what what did you do today as far as the ran every single one of your erans no as far as the weights go how did your weightlifting go today you what do you mean you how did you do at the gym today i did well but i could have done better did you hit a personal record today yeah i think
80 5 lb have you done that ever in your life no do you think you would have ever done that in your life had you not met me uh no but actually yeah most likely oh my god youre not the only guy who works out that he could have dated get over yourself what oh no but its true what
sarah i bought you and your mother breakfast thank you that was actually really nice but and i bought those cigars and it was my idea no it wasnt your idea my mom wanted to buy get cigares but it was very nice of you holy shit give me some credit sarah you know what ill give you some credit but i just feel like you just feel like i can do more you could do like its not like necessarily like effort that you can
put in its just like theres things you can do more that could be done effortlessly but you know i think about it and im just like you know i went into this relationship knowing nolan was like this
so i pretty sure i didnt necessarily knowing nolan was like this i didnt necessarily need him to be like that like what im talking about right now so its its fine but i mean the new years kiss wasnt very as planned so sarah we got up to the roof late too so this is sarah by the way trying to open the champagne bottle and
cant take the cork out so i tell sarah to shake the bottle so she shakes it cuz i was thinking i was going to go like that like pop it off slide it off but i was like uh i dont have time for this so i shook it off and it popped off and then it it squirted everywhere yeah and then you poured all of us a uh a tablespoon of champagne time was running out time was running out
i had a poor poor quickly what did you expect and then you got mad at me i didnt know you were upset sir i wasnt i wasnt upset i was disappointed i was disappointed maybe if we have a next year we can do better sarah you can you can always uh give hints like if you want something nolan im pretty sure this
was not your first new years kiss you know how every person talks about the new years kiss come on come on you know thats like a thing yeah but im not fucking 16 anymore what so youre going to stop texting a girl because texting me because thats something 16yearolds do oh jeez sir i text you all time
no you dont even get my text messages your phone doesnt even work you know i guess i guess now that i know how nan is maybe its true i do need to you know give more cues about what i want sometimes i do but he doesnt really pay attention to me like he kind of just ignores me like as if he didnt hear me so i think he needs to work on that i dont know i just think that buying the cigars and breakfast
this and taking you sailing and walking to wherever you wanted to walk during our vacation and thats true stuff i i feel like that counts for something it does thank you that must be at least a blowjob in there somewhere yeah thats true i think the breakfast by and my mom breakfast was and i bought your brother and my brother and meal was worth getting thats true you didnt even fill his gas tank up like you said you would excuse me i sure
did oh did you i sure did give him a whole bunch of money to what the hell nolan what did you contribute the burrito and some nachos i did already pay him i paid him money anyways wow we just discovered a whole bunch of things just now i think maybe what anyways anyways sarah hasnt gone to work in the past month nope
so i got that job at uc davis if youre all were wondering um i think the last podcast i was talking about it um around i think two weeks after my interview i got the call that i got the job and um im not sure so like what i did my friend she told me to oh no somebody had mentioned call them and leave them like call them up and ask for an uh like
uh update of where i was the status of my application and i was like okay because i hadnt heard from them so i did and i left a voicemail and then somebody else mentioned that they had emailed the managers and showed that they were interested why they think they should get hired and stuff so i did as well like a week later and then the next day i got the job so i think it really helps to if you really want a job to really show that youre really interested and qualified
and just do any way possible without sounding like like over like overdoing it right and i think i did it in the correct way i didnt put like i mean i i kept it professional and stuff i didnt say like i hope you hire like i hope that please hire me i didnt say stuff like that i said it in a way more professional not like i dont how to explain it but um yeah i got the job
and immediately after i found out i sent an email resignation letter to my old job and um ive havent been working for the past month basically and its been great
been busy but ive been busy yeah i mean been doing you got a new hobby didnt you yeah thats right i ended up for sometime i was like i have no idea what to do i was bored i was spending a lot of money online shopping i had a lot of money saved up so i didnt necessarily need a job in the meantime but um i think i found out about croochen on tiktok or something and i was like that sounds fun like i can make something cool out of that
so ive been crocheting ever since and what have i made made everything so it started out with a big blanket but i started out with a big blanket then i made a pillow and then i made some slippers and a beanie i made naol and a beanie which took me around the days to crochet and at first i didnt think it would fit but it looks like its stretching out and now
next project is a scarf and i think whats more fun about it is like you have control over it like how you want it to come out how you want it to look and that theres so such a variety of things you can make like you can make anything you can make shirt pants clot the and then you can choose any color like any type of yarn what color what texture what design so its really fun and i feel like it it take
picks up a lot of time so i havent been on my phone as much as i used to be like my my time is more like in the crochet yeah so i think its been a useful youre not watching other people live their lives youre living your own life yes exactly and i think im pretty good at it because i wanted to pick up the hobby of painting but i wasnt really good at it and i didnt really want to watch like tutorials and stuff like i was kind of like i just want to do my own
thing and i get like with crochet and youre watching tutorials but like with painting its kind of like but with this ive been having fun so i highly suggested if you want to do it get into crochet if you have nothing else to do yeah its been good ive enjoyed it what crochet yeah you dont crochet though yeah but i get you get stuff out of it i get i got a beanie ill make you some
um what do you want some underwear some pants some pants its going to take a lot of yarn the only thing is it it takes up a lot of yarn and the cost of yarn does add up but um its better than hulu its better what its better than tik tok so and hulu hulu also sucks yeah so lets talk about some like new years
resolutions so that way in a year we can listen to this podcast and be like did we do it we can listen to it a year from now and feel like shit so i guess the first things first my um new years resolution is to lose weight my goal is to lose 30 lbs because it seems like ive gained 10 lbs since living with nolan since july and a portion of that could be from the muscle
gain ive made from lifting but im like man i weigh 162 lbs and im only 5’4 like thats a little bit much plus im tired of seeing noland struggle to pick me up like hes freaking lifting the hippopotamus so i i want to lose like 30 lbs so thatll put me at 100 and 32 lb um
i dont no if you have 30 lbs to lose though i mean theres the belly theres the inner thighs theres the arm sag and then theres the back like all that and theres the face like the face needs to flatten out completely i wish we had a webcam sir so people could see all the weird shit this
you do so it just stretches her face out face and then um but you know what i think majority of it is in my belly and im tired of like putting on clothes and like my belly being like the same width as my like side so like im like so ugly so um thats one of my youtube solutions to lose weight obviously some of the thing on everybodys but i think that been working out more and i think im im
have a chance um the only thing is i have a lot of groceries snacks and stuff that i had bought a while ago ill eat them dont worry that um need to be eaten
so but i guess no one will eat them so thank you im working on that box of cheerios that you bought the eightpound box of cheerios every morning so um yeah i have like cheerios and crackers there was one box of crackers that i actually had wanted to save for like the holiday like bring a box of crackers but didnt open them so well leave it closed for another occasion um i dont know what else what other carbs there are but
i think one way i can do it is not eating bread so i havent really eaten aside from the holi the vacation we just took i havent eaten bread cut down on bread cut down on sugary drinks all that grains grains um another uniors resolution is setting up a retirement plan so that i can retire at the age of 50 in my 50s thats a good
one yeah now that im starting a new job i think i have a chance to get that set up um because im trying to retire at 50 i feel like 50 is a good enough age to still be very active and um you know not like have so much restrictions um your kids are grown and should be independent at that time your kids wont be what do you mean you dont have any yet you got to get started
so if i like have a kid by the age of 29 how many years is that until its thell be like 20 something 20 something years old by the time im 50 and by the time i retire maybe ill retire at 50 most likely not maybe you just wait you just said you want to have a kid by 29 oh thats right huh okay 30 so 20 more years until there when im 50 theyll be 20 years so they should be
pretty independent i dont have to worry about them i can travel on my own and all that stuff and do my own gardening workout all that stuff crochet ill be 50 and be living life good good maybe pick up a like little job work at petco or something something less stressful pet go i think i had a few other new years resolutions but i kind of forgot
major ones those ons are my major ones do you remember if i had mentioned any other ones be a better person no dont be such a brat to your boyfriend no i think another one was not to rub somebody elses like mistakes in their face like nolan has been making so many dumb like things in the last several days that ive just been wanting to shit i just been wanting to rub in his face but thats thats just like so like
to the other person thats like so annoying so its just like its unnecessary i wont mention anything just be like haha and then move on like or just like not discuss the mistake or stupid thing that was done i cant remember anything stupid ive done oh my god nan youve made so youve done so much stupid stuff in the last few days like what what
well okay for example at the airport your dumbness was like i was like okay so everybody knows tsa the whole tsa process has to be quick like you you have to have your airport and theyre announcing it in the line have your passport whatever and your ticket ready on out and so um obviously im expecting noland to be prepared
and obviously hes not at the time and im like wheres your or i forgot what i said i was like do you have your boarding pass ready and hes like no my phones about to die we could just look at yours and i had and and i was like no because i dont have your boarding pass on my phone and i was already that was while i was that was that was when i was next in line idiot youre an idiot
and and and then because his phone was dying and then i was like no were not going to do that like you have to like you know figure it out on your own because were literally next in line and theres a huge line behind usm and so i go through yeah im all prepared im all prepared and then nolan showing his boarding pass to the lady immediate the phone to
immediately dies as expected and then theyre there and then i have to go back show my phone i already had the app on my phone and then nolans like just bring up my
pass and im like its literally not there i have to like find yours and then um we found it i think or something i dont know what happened but it see the thing is it was taking up time and theres people who go to airports and are late on their flight like they have like there could be many reasons why and theyre not wanting to wait behind some dumb person who was not prepared because their phone was going to die like what you should have said was hey
while we were in line my phones about to die like can you just like bring up my pass as well but you didnt you said it at last minute and your phone died so i went on my own way go through ts i was like he can figure it is on his own and how long did you have to wait for me freaking forever man i went through in 2 seconds i had to wait like 10 minutes for you no you did yes i did
did so then so then he was in line at the front line getting look they were looking at my phone for like ever and then she i guess shes like you got to go print your pass i dont know what happened and then he had to go print his pass get back in line go through tsa i had already been had my shoes on waiting forever so that was dumb are you done yeah let me tell my side of the story okay so we met up with sarahs parents
or sarahs mom and her brother at this taco place and right before i had just bought a 32 oounz can of beer that was like 7.5 alcohol i consumed this drink roughly excuses an hour before we go to the airport so im not completely all there he was all there enough he this is not a good excuse buse we took we took we shared
did not drink that whole entire drink first of all and we also shared okay go on we get to the uh tsa agent that is checking the ids and the boarding passes my phone dies try it with sarahs phone i dont know the confirmation number i have no boarding pass to show this woman she says go to the southwest ticket agency and they will print you your boarding pass you just show them your id i say sounds good i say
start walking back to where the southwest ticket booth is and i see this machine it says print your boarding pass here yeah i stick my credit card in it prints the boarding pass instantly i walk back through the tsa express line bypass the entire line of people show her the thing she scans it she lets me through i dont where this had to wait 10 minutes thing comes from because it certainly did not take 10 minutes it certainly took 10 minutes
holy shit i walked so from the tsa agent to this little kios that i went to was probably 100 ft well see the thing is the thing is less than a minute for that thing to print out the thing is see the thing the thing is you knew your phone was dying i remember you but is the the whole thing is is this a big deal a while ago no its not a big deal because the thing is it was dumb on your part and it was like why are you going to
tell me when were next in line that your phone is dying so look up your right when i was walking up to the person thats the thing is it wasnt a big deal it wasnt that we were running late it didnt take forever but it was dumb like and i could have been like you like why did you not just tell me this ahead of time are you that dumb so okay next issue i want to hear what
what else is on your list thats im not going to keep going on im not going to keep going on thats it thats fine i dont want to keep see my i told you this year its not about me rubbing things in your face you know when you make dumb decisions or arent smart enough i im trying to not do that because when you do that to me i feel terrible and i hate the feeling and i dont want
you to go through that i dont want anybody to go through that and some people hold on like like when im driving and stuff and you make all these comments and its like first of all i just hate when you like make me feel dumb about the way i drive ive never gotten a ticket for bad driving ive never gotten in
to a crash the only crash i got into actually was because of bad weather and my car sliding off the road but ive never had anything any issues my ey
is fine i mean obviously everybody makes mistakes and um maybe i might break too hard sometimes or whatever its nothing big deal and its like i dont need you to criticize my driving and all that stuff cuz its more stressful to like hear that you
its just its just stressful driving in general is stressful and for you to make comments and stuff about things that are not a big deal youre talking about think like not a big deal that whatever happened at the tsa was no big deal but like when you make comments about my driving we its not like we crash or anything or its not that big of a deal so whats the big deal like just shut up and focus on
something else rent over like i think you need to work on that because i hate it and its so stressful and it just like makes me hate you and its not necessary to make comments right so thats my new years resolution is to stop speaking in the car when sarahs driving
because it stresses her out okay what are some other news resolutions i would say for me im going to stop swearing so much i think thats a good one that i can consciously consciously put a little bit of effort into i was telling sarah earlier my most successful new years resolution
was not putting styrofoam in the microwave its it was really hard in the first few months i had a bunch of styrofrome plates that i was using to put into the microwave and whenever i would put one in the microwave it would like burn holes in it and then release chemicals into the air and probably the food would absorb some of these chemicals im assuming so probably not very good for
my health that was something that was difficult but i i made the change and its paid dividence for me like i feel healthier because of it so if i can stop swearing maybe i wont feel maybe i wont pollute the uh the atmosphere with swear words with swear words yeah nan swears so much like every sentence he has to have has to have a swear word in it
the f word or whatnot and its just like well like i mean i just dont think that its very health like um like for example if you had like kids or something and youre so used to swearing ive seen those videos where kids say like cuss words when theyre like only the years old and it just looks so like its its always nice for a kid to have a good vocabulary have a good like way of
speaking and when theyre cussing all some it just it just makes them like dumbs them down yeah and so i think that thats a good news resolution good job good luck good luck anything else you want to add before we conclude this episode oh yeah just saving more money
i think i spend too much money spend a lot of money on nolen spend a lot of money on myself spend a lot of money traveling and spend a lot of money on i think i got to like work like maybe spend more like nolen like deals dont buy it unless its a really good deal kind of thing
true debt look for coupons or something and i dont know i dont know if theres anything else i had to work on its not good to have too many like resolutions or goals like one main good one or two slow is good because you might overwhelm yourself and just like give up completely and you dont want to do that so
i dont know anything you think i need to work on no sir i think you are perfect just the way you are no stop nolan and
anything you think i need to work you need to stop being such a brat how do i stop being a brat you play this you play this clip back and you listen to it and then you realize you dont want to be that person anymore thats probably where i would start joe biden will become president in a couple of weeks stock market will probably go d
thats my prediction well see a little bit of deflation in the stock market but good deflation what goes down always goes up if were talking about the stock market kansas city chiefs will win the super bowl i will get a better job and we might just buy a house well see well see what happ
thats it for this episode everybody its been fun my name is nan this is sarah goodnight